Friday, August 19, 2011
Nothing Is Sacred . . .
It seems inevitable that as soon as I sit down to read some ESPN magazine on the throne near of the laundry room (aka daddy's bathroom), one of two things happen. First, all three children suddenly want to talk to me or tell me something that to them cannot wait until I'm finished with my business, or secondly, all hell breaks loose-- someone kicks someone else in the face while the third kid falls off the table, all to the sound of the doorbell and the phone ringing. How is this possible? I do not know or understand why my colon has so much sway on the universe, but I wish it didn't. You would think that going potty would be one of the only getaways for a dad in a house full of ankle biters, but it is quite the opposite.
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This is not a colon issue... I do not have a colon and find the same to be true in my house. What I also find interesting is that the little ones will not seek out women during their sacred time... This seems to be a male phenomenon... It makes me wonder, sense it isn't a colon issue could it be that we exudeore testosterone as we look to find a place and time to "gather our thoughts" and our body expels it's waste? Is the rise in testosterone some call to our children's evolutionary instincts to visit daddy because danger must be present??? Maybe if you were to read a woman's magazine you could lower your testosterone levels... No that wouldn't work because most men only turn to the section that discusses how to improve sex... I am left perplexed and basically full of sh*t.
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